Funny SMS And Funny Jokes

May 27, 2009

Us ki aankhon mein mohabbat ka sitara ho ga

Uski Aakhon me Mohabbat ka Sitara Hoga
Ek Din Aaye ga wo Shaks Humara Hoga

Zindagi Ab k Mera Naam na Shamil Karna
Gr Ye tay hai k yahi Khel Dobara Hoga

Jis k Honay se Meri Saans Chala Karti thi
Kis Tarha us k Bageir Apna Guzara hoga

Ye Achanak jo Ujala sa hua Jata hai
Dil ne Chupke se tera Naam Pukara hoga

Ishq karna hai to Din raat usay Sochna he
Kuch Aur Zehan me Aaya to Khasara hoga

Ye jo Pani me chala aaya he Soneri Sa Ghuroor
Usne Darya me kahin Paoon Utara hoga

Jo Meri Rooh me Badal se Gharajte hai WASI
Usne Seenay me koi DARD utara hoga

Kaam Mushkil hai maghar JEET hi Loonga Usko
Meray MOULA Ka WASI Joonhi Ishara hoga

Pathan aur Arabi

Aik pathan Saudi Arab jaata hai

wahan aik wash room mein jaata hai

wash room mein aik arabi mobile pe kisi se baat ker raha hota hai

Pathan us arbi ko pakar ke bohot maarta hai

log poochte hain keh bhai ise kiyoon maar rahe ho

to Pathan jawab deta hai

“Yeh kameena wash room mein Quran ki tilawat ker raha tha”

May 23, 2009

Woh sunta to main kehta

Wo sunta to main kehta
mujhe kuch aur kehna tha

wo pal bhar ko jo ruk jata
mujhe kuch aur kehna tha

kamai zindagi bhar ki
mujhe kuch aur karna tha

usi k naam to kar di
mujhe kuch aur kehna tha

kahan us ne suni meri
suni b un-suni kar di

usay maloom tha itna
mujhe kuch aur kehna tha

meray dil main jo dar aya
koi mujh main b dar aya

waheen ik rabta toota
mujhe kuch aur kehna tha

rawan tha piyar NUS NUS main
bohat qurbat thi apis main

usay kuch aur sun-ana tha
mujhe kuch aur kehna tha

ghalat fehmi ne baton ko barha dala younhi warna
kaha kuch tha,wo kuch samjha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha

April 30, 2009

Cool New Jokes Part 3

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don’t see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

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A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER…. wherever u go out network follows

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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH…!

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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

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Cool New Jokes Part 2

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

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A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”

“Honey,” the woman replied sweetly, “I’d have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE”

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Father to son after exam: “let me see your report card.”

Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”

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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”

Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?”

Millionaire: “Billionaire”

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

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A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?”

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: “I like your sense of humour.

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